RGIII!!! RGIII!!! RGIII!!!  You have all of D.C. “Griffining”.

Cam ol’ Cam, Superman them Skins.

With the election looming we have a real battle about to transpire in Washington D.C. The Hulk vs Superman, The Wiz Kid vs Sophomore Slump, and The Savior vs The Savior.  We know D.C. will be a Red or rather Burgundy, Gold, and White state.  Caroline is a Blue state and also a White, Silver, and Black one. When you punch the chad on your remote to tune in this weekend who will you be voting for?

The Robert Griffin III upstart appears to be the new presidential candidate representing the D.C. area; kissing babies, shaking hands, and confusing defenses with his ability.  The former Heisman winner won the nomination and was taken #2 in the draft.  RGIII has rocked the NFL and its fans with high approval ratings with his 67% completion percentage, 8 passing touchdowns, 476 rushing yards along with 6 touchdowns rushing.  Griffin and Morris are running on ticket of hope and change in Washington D.C.

So they are saying this is a new Skins team. Nah bruh offensively but not defensively, the defense last year was ranked 18th and 12th against the run and pass.  This year they are 10th and 30th against the run and pass.  The bad pass defense can be attributed to losing Secretary of Defense Brian Orakpo, their best pass rusher, for the season.

What about the man on the other sideline this Sunday? Cam Newton is a former Heisman winner and #1 pick in the draft. Cam had a beautiful rookie campaign with tremendous passing ability that most pundits didn’t think he had.  This year through his stance in the media, and lack of attention to the issues he has hurt his image and play.  His team is 1-6, losing the popular vote, and searching for suggestions; Yet Cam should and will dominate this game.  Cam is running on a ticket of it’s not me it’s the economy… I mean it’s the team; I’m still Superman (no Hello Kitty for me Haters).

Expect Cam to have more passing and rushing yards than RGIII. In a meeting last season against the Skins, Cam was 18/23 256 yards passing along with 59 yards rushing and 2 total touchdowns and we see the Skins defense is worse. This game is set up to help raise Cam’s approval rating, show the public he is and can be a leader of men.  WATCH CAM EARN IT!!!!

So will the Panthers win it, it ain’t about 1 guy or vote its an electoral college remember, aka it’s a team game.  HaHa so Skins win! One More Win for the Griffin!